Character – ForeIdiots

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tank

TANK AND LEO THE LUG ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS OF THE STRIP. TANK IS THE BOSS OF THE BUNCH HE HAS PLAYED GOLF AT TANGLEWEEDS GOLF COURSE (THE WEEDS) SINCE HE COULD SWING A STICK. TANK AND LEO HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE CHILDHOOD. TANK LOVES TO HARASS LEO BUT AT THE SAME TIME WOULD DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIM.

leo the lug

LEO IS THE MOST LOVABLE OF THE GROUP YET SEEMS TO BE TEASED THE MOST AS MENTIONED LEO IS A CHILDHOOD FRIEND TO TANK AND ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO HIM. HE HAS A KNACK FOR INADVERTENTLY AND AWKWARDLY BLURTING OUT THE TRUTH.

nola

NOLA THE BARMAID IS VERY PROFESSIONAL AT HER JOB. UNFORTUNATELY SHE DID NOT KNOW HER DUTIES WOULD INCLUDE ACTING AS DEN MOTHER AND REFEREE TO THE IDIOTS. SHE EVENTUALLY ENJOYS THEIR COMPANY MORE THAN SHE SHOWS.

hogan jones

HOGAN JONES IS THE WEALTHIEST MEMBER OF THE FOURSOME. ALTHOUGH YOU’D NEVER KNOW IT WHEN IT COMES TIME TO PICK UP THE TAB. HE’S KNOWN FOR BUYING THE BEST AND NEWEST GOLF EQUIPMENT WHICH DOESN’T NECESSARILY IMPROVE HIS GAME.

mackey

PAULIE MACKEY AKA MACKEY IS THE FOURTH GOLFER OF THE GROUP. HE IS THE SILENT TYPE. HE GOES BY THE BOOK TO PLAY HIS GOLF. HE READS EVERY GOLF BOOK HE CAN. PAULIE ACTUALLY HAS A PRETTY NICE SWING.

gaines

GAINES AKA CUZ IS RELATED TO TANK SOMEHOW, SECOND COUSIN? WHO KNOWS? TANK CALLS HIM “CUZ”. GAINES SEEMS TO BE A REGULAR AT THE BAR AND ON THE GOLF COURSE, HE APPEARS TO BE A CADDIE

victor
vanderslice

ARCHENEMY OF THE GANG SEEMS TO RUN INTO THE GROUP MORE OFTEN THAN THEY WOULD LIKE. NOBODY KNOWS THE NAME OF VICTOR’S CADDIE…NOBODY CARES.

SPORT
PSYCHOLOGIST

HIS SHINGLE READS: DOCTOR SIGMUND TALLADEGA, “FIX YOUR NOGGIN’ FAST”. REFERRED TO AS “DR. T”, HE SECRETLY HELPS THE GOLFERS IMPROVE THEIR GAME.

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